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Toilet Paper Diploma
A diploma worthy only to use as toilet paper. A meaningless diploma. A diploma that is not recognized in any meaningful way.
Yay I got my toilet paper diploma in fine arts!
I didn't even have to take a test to receive that toilet paper diploma.
I don't know why Mike hangs that toilet paper diploma in his office. It's not recognized by anyone outside this office, and by almost noone inside this office.
I didn't even have to take a test to receive that toilet paper diploma.
I don't know why Mike hangs that toilet paper diploma in his office. It's not recognized by anyone outside this office, and by almost noone inside this office.
Toilet Paper Diploma by Eddy August 5, 2007
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Ditlom • Diplomats • diplomacy • diploma • Diplomatic Immunity • dittomonkey • diplomadick • Diploma Mill • Diplomancy • Diplomatic
Bowing Diplomacy
A foreign policy that centers on a head of state bowing to other nations in order to get a better deal as their slave. Popularized by Donald Trump and the Republican party of the 21st century
Donald Trump initiated his doctrine of Bowing Diplomacy when he bowed to King Salman of Saudi Arabia.
Bowing Diplomacy by knunchunks August 29, 2018
good enough diploma
good enough diploma by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant June 30, 2005
big bird diplomacy
When the US Head of State blatantly flips the big middle finger to his electorate by publicly kissing the ass of another fascist narcissist pig to avoid complete personal humiliation.
I kind of majored in big bird diplomacy in early grade school when I started getting my bromances on with the other extortionist bullies.
big bird diplomacy by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2018
Trans Fat Diplomacy
This is when the USA uses its most valuable cultural treasures (fast food) to influence other countries politically.
The USA changing the name of French Fries to Freedom Fries until France support the invasion of Iraq is just Trans Fat Diplomacy.
MacDonalds pulling out of Russia because they invaded Ukraine is just another example of Trans Fat Diplomacy.
MacDonalds pulling out of Russia because they invaded Ukraine is just another example of Trans Fat Diplomacy.
Trans Fat Diplomacy by Buckles the Ork May 16, 2022
Diplomatic
The term 'to be diplomatic' says that somebody is answering some questions in such a way that it does not hurt any body's feelings and the person is saved from making more enemies.
Diplomatic by BikerBoy19 August 20, 2010
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