A young male located towards the edge of a tent. Commonly found wearing Jeans and a Bomber Jacket with penis in hand.
What do you mean bruv. We're never gonna fit 5 people in there!
Don't worry mate, Zac's a ditch wanker so we're all good.
Don't worry mate, Zac's a ditch wanker so we're all good.
by The Ultimate Bruh Moment September 26, 2019
Get the Ditch wanker mug.A guy who shows up to an overnight party in someone's garden without a sleeping bag and a tent. And instead sleeps fully clothed in the corner of someone else's tent without a sleeping bag or a pillow with their face positioned up against one of the tents canvas walls.
by LoldudleygayxD September 26, 2019
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