Ditch Doctor

An EMT or Paramedic. They are the closest thing to a doctor you are going to find when you are lying in a ditch.
I was in bad shape from that crash until the ditch Doctor pulled me out of the car
by Michael Schock September 20, 2006
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Ditch Doctor

a homo who spelunks the anus.
by dick fitswell August 22, 2003
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Ditch Doctor

Medical "professional" from a shithole nation.
I went to see my Ditch Doctor, Dawkta Pajeet. He said AIDS is caused by poo in loo.
by JamesBaud March 20, 2020
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