Ditch Doctor

An EMT or Paramedic. They are the closest thing to a doctor you are going to find when you are lying in a ditch.

I was in bad shape from that crash until the ditch Doctor pulled me out of the car

by Michael Schock September 22, 2006

Ditch Doctor

a homo who spelunks the anus.

James Darlington

by dick fitswell August 22, 2003

Ditch Doctor

Medical "professional" from a shithole nation.

I went to see my Ditch Doctor, Dawkta Pajeet. He said AIDS is caused by poo in loo.

by JamesBaud March 20, 2020