Distargeted 

Distracted shopping in Target that causes you to spend $100 on stuff you never really needed, while diverting you from your original reason for being there.

"OMG! I went to buy dog food at Target last night and got distargeted! I left with $98 worth of clearance Halloween decorations!"

Distargeted by cool-chick-a-rama October 18, 2016

distarnated 

1. Having no friends and being hated by everyone.

2. Zombie-like attitude.

Scott said,"Wow. Jill looks like a zombie. I heard she is distarnated."

distarnated by Fearain May 13, 2009

Distarted

An adjective or noun meaning someone who is distracted and acting completely retarted.

Like when you are doing something stupid but don't know that you are doing it because you are paying attention to something else. OR you are being distracted doing something retarted

"Don't you have to go now?" Guy
"Uh, I did but my mom is being distarted." Girl
"Oooh." Guy
"Yea, she is distracted watching tv." Girl
"But that means she is distracted not distarted?" Guy
"No, she is watching Twilight." Girl
"Oh, I see how she is being retarted." Guy

Distarted by Azivin December 3, 2009