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Discolexia 

The typical diagnosis for those who are incapable of adjusting their dancing to the contemporary vogue.
This person is an expert in the art of making people uncomfortable on the dance floor and the common explanation for a lack of dancing females.
-So Frank, did you get it on with any hot chicks at the club last night?
-Nah man, there was this asshole discolectic who discouraged all the babes from dancing.
-they should ban people with discolexia from clubs man.
-totally
Discolexia by Drspecialpeople May 13, 2009

dismolish 

Dismember and demolish. Completely annihilate.
I'll dismolish you if you keep talking.
dismolish by XxSKULLGRINxX November 10, 2014

distolerant

The act of being intolerant, but this time you really mean it.
That ass-clown keeps screwing off. I am becoming distolerant of his behavior, brother.
distolerant by rich.e.rich November 7, 2013

Discolexic 

A broad term defining a dancing disability that impairs a person's fluency or accuracy in being able to pull fly moves, check his/her bad self, and generally leads the person to look like a silly sod.
Did you check Jeff last night? He was falling all over the floor, maybe we should get him looked at, I think he might be Discolexic.
Discolexic by J'aime Ferrero January 3, 2011

Discolectrik 

A word to describe a person that is soooooo awesome, that the word awesome cannot be used because it isn't awesome enough to describe them.In short: teh awesomeness.
Man, Zac looks so discolectrik in his Kooley shirt.
Discolectrik by furikurifishy April 8, 2009

dismolished 

drunk and demolished is dismolished.
Chris up north drunk after a 120 beers to himself is dismolished.
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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