I am Dislostic/Dislostical.
by MonstrousMerry October 25, 2009
Get the Dislostic mug.A health and fitness device, that also makes women very very happy. It had a rather unexpected side effect - in that it gives most women intense orgasms - through their clothing. It can be used in private or public. If women want want they can use it while dancing.
US and International Patents have been filed for its methods and devices.
It's trademarked in the US(serial # 85048794), EU & Japan (International Reg # 1062656) as:
"Adult sexual stimulation aids, namely, massage systems comprised of non-electric and electric massage devices held in place by non-electric and or electric positioning devices for stimulating, vibrating, and massaging various parts of female anatomy and stimulation devices for aiding in sexual arousal and experience while reclining, standing, sitting or dancing for women that can be used both unclothed and clothed for private and or public use"
Some people joke that it's a 21'st Century cure for "Female Hysteria"
US and International Patents have been filed for its methods and devices.
It's trademarked in the US(serial # 85048794), EU & Japan (International Reg # 1062656) as:
"Adult sexual stimulation aids, namely, massage systems comprised of non-electric and electric massage devices held in place by non-electric and or electric positioning devices for stimulating, vibrating, and massaging various parts of female anatomy and stimulation devices for aiding in sexual arousal and experience while reclining, standing, sitting or dancing for women that can be used both unclothed and clothed for private and or public use"
Some people joke that it's a 21'st Century cure for "Female Hysteria"
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"I can't stand her, she's so disgusticified"
by Dmax January 9, 2007
Get the disgusticified mug.1. When your dyslexic and try to spell dyslexic but fail
2. A dyslexic word for dyslexic, a person named Carlo would commonly interchange these terms and now he's known as the dialistic man
2. A dyslexic word for dyslexic, a person named Carlo would commonly interchange these terms and now he's known as the dialistic man
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Get the Dialistic mug.Saying you took out the trash on Monday, when you took it out on a Monday three weeks earlier. While the statement is true in itself, it is false in the proper context.
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Get the dislogic mug.When something disgusts you so much to the point of making you sad, angry, and sick to your stomach. The feeling you get when you think of him with another girl. It’s more than just heartbreak of sadness or jealousy it’s absolutely disgust and resentment mixed with heartache.
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