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disjointed

a) Something complete out of order
b) Netflix original serie. A comedy, about a medicinal marijuana shop and its staff
Did you finish disjointed first season?
Nah, im only in episode 3 im not really into the show
disjointed by brithneybitch January 2, 2018

disjointed

adj. Lacking a reefer because an authotity figure or bully has taken it from your lips.

............
So this cop comes along so my woman whips her purse against my face and before I can move I am totally disjointed.

Props to her man.
disjointed by gnostic3 July 2, 2020

discounted 

To get a sick deal or to steal some shit.
Price got himself some rocks discounted. What a greezy fuck.
discounted by BaBaBooE August 3, 2007

Distainted 

To grow apart from or rise above a bad reputation or disability
It took several year for her to be distainted of her reputation.
Distainted by Nakedwasp January 26, 2021

DiscountedJames 

DiscountedJames is very good a making discord servers and is very good at Minecraft PVP
Guy1: Who Is DiscountedJames?
Guy2: He Is Really Good At Making Discord Servers
DiscountedJames by ArranEXE July 30, 2021

DiscountedJames 

DiscountedJames Is VERY COOL
DiscountedJames Are You VERY COOL
No.
DiscountedJames by James :0 September 5, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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