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disjointment 

The noun-form of the word 'disjoint' (not disjoint, but rather the formal dictionary meaning).

1 A state of disarray, confusion, disrepair, and utter chaos. Something that is so fucked up beyond repair that it's better off being replaced or scraped altogether.

2 The state of having one's literal joints out-of-place.

3 The moment where you stop smoking a joint.
My, that is some disjointment you have gotten yourself into.

Person A: Hey, did you go to the party last night?
Person B: Yeah, after I took a hit of disjoint
Person A: Did you see the girl's house after? That shit was all fucked up.
Person B: Oh hell yeah, it was all one big disjointment.

Seeing his family entering the house from the second-story window, John knew that disjointment was inevitable, and he began to clean up his stuff.
disjointment by Markers1713 February 20, 2011
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Disapointment

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Dad: Son you are a disapointment
Disapointment by potatosaterday April 12, 2022
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