disjointment

The noun-form of the word 'disjoint' (not disjoint, but rather the formal dictionary meaning).

1 A state of disarray, confusion, disrepair, and utter chaos. Something that is so fucked up beyond repair that it's better off being replaced or scraped altogether.

2 The state of having one's literal joints out-of-place.

3 The moment where you stop smoking a joint.

My, that is some disjointment you have gotten yourself into.

Person A: Hey, did you go to the party last night?
Person B: Yeah, after I took a hit of disjoint
Person A: Did you see the girl's house after? That shit was all fucked up.
Person B: Oh hell yeah, it was all one big disjointment.

Seeing his family entering the house from the second-story window, John knew that disjointment was inevitable, and he began to clean up his stuff.

by Markers1713 January 31, 2011

disjointed

Disjointed is best sitcom ever. It’s about weed and it’s awesome

This new disjointed series is great

by Vilo the Slovak guy January 17, 2018

disjoint

what a rasta mon be smokin

'ey mon come take a hit of disjoint

by winston smithy December 20, 2009

disjointed

a) Something complete out of order
b) Netflix original serie. A comedy, about a medicinal marijuana shop and its staff

Did you finish disjointed first season?
Nah, im only in episode 3 im not really into the show

by brithneybitch January 2, 2018

disjointed

adj. Lacking a reefer because an authotity figure or bully has taken it from your lips.

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So this cop comes along so my woman whips her purse against my face and before I can move I am totally disjointed.

Props to her man.

by gnostic3 July 2, 2020