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How much dishoap does johnny have?
Dishoap by HoovyW34p0nsGuy January 31, 2022
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Dishapointment 

The feeling one gets after trying to load up
the dishwasher, only to find it full
Sam: Do we have any clean spoons?

Jon: No dude, it was full before

Sam: Dude! Major Dishapointment!

Jon: yeah
Dishapointment by washingnick February 16, 2009

Dishappy 

Not happy
Im dishappy because my team lost
Dishappy by Foofoof January 22, 2018

Dishappy 

Unhappy but for when language doesn't work anymore

Must we used with at least one other incorrectly worded word
"You makering me dishappy"

dishsoapian 

A person who grows out of a mason jar and haunts pianos in their dreams. They then go into the stomach of a snake and turns into dishsoap
I witnessed a dishsoapian in my mason jar.
dishsoapian by bubble bum March 23, 2019
The act of preparing a meal for another individual under the implicit assumption that the latter will undertake the subsequent cleanup, typically without prior discussion or agreement regarding this division of tasks.
After a grueling double shift, Stuart returned home intent on the simplest of meals, only to discover he'd been dishraped by a three-course meal and a sink brimming with dirty pots and pans.
Dishrape by pr0digy January 17, 2024

Dishappeared

When you work in a restaurant and take something to be cleaned to the dishwasher and you never see it again. Can also be when you're looking for something and you haven't been able to find it in weeks and it's suddenly back
Man I took that spatula to dish and I never saw it again, it's like it just dishappeared.
Hey Joe, where did you find the spatula?
I didn't, It just dishappeared.
Dishappeared by jpikester September 21, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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