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Dishcloth Dongles 

Tits that look like they have been wrung out like a dishcloth

Completely drained empty flaps of skin

Caused by accelerated weight loss or years of breast feeding
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Such a rare name, well Dishita is the type of girl who will always be there for you no matter what. Her heart overflows with love, kindness and gratitude. She loved her family and friends unconditionally. She's also the type whom you'll never want to get into a fight with! She's deeply focused on the things that she wants. She's an ambituous girl, a down to earth person and has an opened mind. She follows the path of spirituality. She's such a bold person that whenever she falls in love, under the circumstances needed, she's going to make the first steps! Dishita has a weird sense of humour that many might think she's insane. Dishita is a very honest person and makes sure that she never regrets anything in her life. Don't reject any Dishita, she's a one in a million beauty. It's like refusing diamonds when you refuse a Dishita. She's such a well mannered person. She has a radiant aura and spreads positiveness everywhere she is. Dishita's beautiful personality can't be compared to anyone.
You'll never find a person as honest as Dishita!
dishita by StarletDidi27 December 27, 2016

Witless Dishcloth 

'Witless Dishcloth' is a derogatory term used to insult someone when they are being obnoxious and time-wasting. This phrase was coined by James May on the first episode of season three of the Amazon Prime Exclusive and Original, The Grand Tour.
1st example (origin): I just wanna say, Hammond, you witless dishcloth!
2nd example: Patrick, are you repeating Year 11 at school? Dale asked
Patrick: Dale, I DON'T wanna talk about it mate. Alright?!? Just give it up moiiiite.
Dale: Oi dickhead, just fuckin tell me yeh?
Patrick: Just blud off, blud! Alright?!!
Dale: Oh Partick you fuckin witless dishcloth, just get the rest of the business notes down on the google doc dickhead.
Witless Dishcloth by dalespelman2 September 23, 2019
Dishika's are kind hearted and know how to have fun. She is a cute girl. She helps everyone. She is a very caring girl. She looks pretty. Has the most beautiful eyes. She is a good dancer. She is beautiful , hot and outrageous
dishika by Surekha Mehta May 2, 2018

Captain Disillusion 

Captain Disillusion is the alias of a video skeptic who breaks down viral film and video into cinematic components for analysis.
Captain Disillusion has a YouTube channel where he presents many viral videos with debunking evidence.
Dishla is a georgian word for Dick and synonym of peto's large juicy manhood
You are a dishla
dishla by Shishla October 13, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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