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A word used to refer to things that are uneven or not as they should be.
Sarah's name tag was diseven so she had to fix it
Diseven by Susan Crické March 17, 2024
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Diserendilityie 

Fear of the sound a metal chair makes when pulled on a marble surface
I hate diserendilityie

Diserens 

If anyone has this last name, immediately blow them. Its a law. Check it up
Girl 1: Shit, that's Mr. Diserens
Girl 2: O snap, i guess we have to blow him
Girl 1. I second that
Diserens by Jambab ,am March 19, 2009

Diaeventology 

A new field of science that purports to cover an understanding of anxiety, but instead uses this as a cover to make science less accessable to the uneducated masses.
"Tell the peasant to study diaeventology and they will want to go back to the fields"
Diaeventology by TheArmedLibrarian December 8, 2021

Disventure Camp 

Watch it, now! It's really good. It's on YouTube. Please watch it.
1: hey do you watch disventure camp
2: no what the hell is that
1: it's rlly good
2: ok
Disventure Camp by anonymous August 30, 2022

ddsevens 

a bra size, or it can be also known as someone named kay. ddsevens can fit in anywhere most of the times but sometimes they’re a pain in the ass
person: omg did you see what kay posted??

other person: who’s kay??
person: ddsevens!! like the bra size
ddsevens by andrewgarfieldspotbrownie February 10, 2022

Dan Disventure Camp

A character that looks like purple Waldo from the YouTube Series Disventure Camp
Person A: Why are there 2763 photos of Dan Disventure Camp on your wall?
Person B: DGAENBSFWDLIKUBHVDWEBHUKVEDWKUBHVWDEHIBUWVDEHESOGREATANDJBHFEFEBHWVIBIHECFWBHIEFCWBUHWCFE!!
Person A: That’s it, I’m taking you to the psych ward.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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