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Disco_Dan
1. Consumer of "* Ramen"
2. Owns an undriveable Plymoth Caravel
3. King of the Bustors
4. Plays the bust'd games on his bust'd computer
2. Owns an undriveable Plymoth Caravel
3. King of the Bustors
4. Plays the bust'd games on his bust'd computer
It's the first of month, I'm going to Aldi's to get some ramen.
One day I'll push my car to the dealership for $5000 in trade.
Disco_Dan plays QIII and Tribes 2.
Disco_Dan: "I pwn'd j00~!!!11"
DJ Inside: "Your a f****** camper"
Disco_Dan: "I'm the Master of Quake 3"
Disco_Dan: "I hate UT2k3..."
DJ Inside: "Why?"
Disco_Dan: "I wanna make the floors brown and the rockets into boxes..."
DJ Inside: "...." (gives blank look)
Disco_Dan: "What? I built my system for Tribes 2."
One day I'll push my car to the dealership for $5000 in trade.
Disco_Dan plays QIII and Tribes 2.
Disco_Dan: "I pwn'd j00~!!!11"
DJ Inside: "Your a f****** camper"
Disco_Dan: "I'm the Master of Quake 3"
Disco_Dan: "I hate UT2k3..."
DJ Inside: "Why?"
Disco_Dan: "I wanna make the floors brown and the rockets into boxes..."
DJ Inside: "...." (gives blank look)
Disco_Dan: "What? I built my system for Tribes 2."
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Disco Dan
Disco Dan is the sexiest man alive and happens to own one of the largest penises in the male porn industry, his name can be used to describe anything extremely sexy or large.
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disco dancer
usually a guy you've known for a short period of time (however, they may even be in your main squad) who claims to be and for the most-part appears to be 100% heterosexual. but every so often, he'll inexplicably make highly detailed remarks about beautiful men, or perhaps their luscious head of hair or give you a detailed treatise on why their style sense 'works'
"you know Bruce, I'm thinking Joey there might be quite a bit more of a disco dancer than we first thought"
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One Dead Disco Dancer by MikeKunt October 7, 2008
Disco Dancer
1.) A drink made with one part Stolichnaya Oranj, one part cranberry juice, and one part soda. Garnish with lime.
2.) An individual well trained in the art of disco dancing, for example John Travolta, or Disco Stu.
2.) An individual well trained in the art of disco dancing, for example John Travolta, or Disco Stu.
Disco Dancer by sparkles January 20, 2003
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