Dazasterclass

A Dazasterclass is when an FPL player chases points after a shit player has one good week (e.g Jordan Ayew, Andros Townsend & Chris Wood), transfers them in for a -4 & has a horrible week in FPL.
A disastrous week can happen to the best FPL players but only Daz cunniffe can have a Dazasterclass

“Did you see what Daz did in FPL this week?.
No?, what did the retard do?.
-8’d for Wood and Jordan Ayew…..both blanked.
Another Dazasterclass!, what’s new.

Dazasterclass by Macca10Yeahhhhh January 21, 2024

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Disasterclass

An expertise in screwing something up. A specialist in failure.

I enjoyed the Spurs disasterclass last night. They really are the best are failing.

Disasterclass by smplkd October 2, 2019

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Disasterclass

(Slang) 1. Opposite for masterclass, used chiefly on Football Twitter & among friends of friends.

2. Total failure in some activity or endeavor

3. Poor display of a skill of someone or a team who are deemed to be good at it

1. A disasterclass from Manchester United got them thumped by 4 goals to nil by Brentford

Disasterclass by AdManny August 13, 2022

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

Word of the Day on August 1, 2026

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