Dazasterclass

A Dazasterclass is when an FPL player chases points after a shit player has one good week (e.g Jordan Ayew, Andros Townsend & Chris Wood), transfers them in for a -4 & has a horrible week in FPL.
A disastrous week can happen to the best FPL players but only Daz cunniffe can have a Dazasterclass

“Did you see what Daz did in FPL this week?.
No?, what did the retard do?.
-8’d for Wood and Jordan Ayew…..both blanked.
Another Dazasterclass!, what’s new.

Dazasterclass by Macca10Yeahhhhh January 21, 2024

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Disasterclass

An expertise in screwing something up. A specialist in failure.

I enjoyed the Spurs disasterclass last night. They really are the best are failing.

Disasterclass by smplkd October 2, 2019

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Dazasterclass • Disasterclass

Disasterclass

(Slang) 1. Opposite for masterclass, used chiefly on Football Twitter & among friends of friends.

2. Total failure in some activity or endeavor

3. Poor display of a skill of someone or a team who are deemed to be good at it

1. A disasterclass from Manchester United got them thumped by 4 goals to nil by Brentford

Disasterclass by AdManny August 13, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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