A person who is attracted to every new hot person they meet but is a total mess about it, whether it's by coming on way too strong or by being unbearably awkward. Either way the result is pure chaos
Dean Winchester? Didn't he use the "last night on Earth" pick-up line on Castiel AND Castiel's sister? Absolute disaster bisexual smh.
A bisexual who may often find themselves in the friendzone. Alternatively it may be any hot mess of a person who tangentially also happens to be bisexual.
I might be in love with my work-wife but I'm not sure if it's just friendship or not and I'm afraid to even ask what her orientation is. She asked me what mine is and I told her 'disaster bisexual.'
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.