Disappoorate 

The poo that after being cut, lands in the toilet, shoots up the s-bend and disappears before inspection.

"Man I just did a shit. But when I looked in the bowl it was gone. I think it disappoorated"
"That's just a myth."

Disappoorate by C-Win October 11, 2012

disapparate

A form of teleportation commonly used in the wizarding world of Harry Potter.
The term was created by J.K. Rowling.
It is pretty fucking efficient in times of danger or just needing to hurry your shit right up.

Hagrid: You're a wizard Harry
Harry: I'm a what?
Hagrid: You're a fucking wizard, Harry.
Harry: A whhhhaat?
Hagrid: YOU'RE A FUCKING WIZARD HARRY NOW IF YOU DONT TAKE MY HAND AND DISAPPARATE WITH ME I WILL PERSONALLY SHOVE YOUR NOSE INTO YOUR BUTT.
Harry: A what?!

disapparate by wraina January 8, 2012

Disappoonted 

(Adjective).

To be saddened and/or displeased because a girl has failed to fulfill one's hopes or expectations in bed.

Can occur as a result of building the experience up in your mind before the event or the female just not being up to par.

''Well I got with Sarah last night after the club. but I gotta say I'm kind of disappoonted.''

Disappoonted by Theshazbah August 27, 2013

Disapparated 

It is what happens to a fart when released outside

Did you fart, yes but it would have disapparated by the time it got to you

Disapparated by Sungod September 16, 2016

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022