Disappoorate

The poo that after being cut, lands in the toilet, shoots up the s-bend and disappears before inspection.

"Man I just did a shit. But when I looked in the bowl it was gone. I think it disappoorated"
"That's just a myth."

by C-Win October 11, 2012

disapparate

A form of teleportation commonly used in the wizarding world of Harry Potter.
The term was created by J.K. Rowling.
It is pretty fucking efficient in times of danger or just needing to hurry your shit right up.

Hagrid: You're a wizard Harry
Harry: I'm a what?
Hagrid: You're a fucking wizard, Harry.
Harry: A whhhhaat?
Hagrid: YOU'RE A FUCKING WIZARD HARRY NOW IF YOU DONT TAKE MY HAND AND DISAPPARATE WITH ME I WILL PERSONALLY SHOVE YOUR NOSE INTO YOUR BUTT.
Harry: A what?!

by wraina January 8, 2012

Disappoonted

(Adjective).

To be saddened and/or displeased because a girl has failed to fulfill one's hopes or expectations in bed.

Can occur as a result of building the experience up in your mind before the event or the female just not being up to par.

''Well I got with Sarah last night after the club. but I gotta say I'm kind of disappoonted.''

by Theshazbah August 27, 2013

Disapparated

It is what happens to a fart when released outside

Did you fart, yes but it would have disapparated by the time it got to you

by Sungod September 16, 2016