Disappoorate

The poo that after being cut, lands in the toilet, shoots up the s-bend and disappears before inspection.

"Man I just did a shit. But when I looked in the bowl it was gone. I think it disappoorated"
"That's just a myth."

Disappoorate by C-Win October 11, 2012

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disapparate

A form of teleportation commonly used in the wizarding world of Harry Potter.
The term was created by J.K. Rowling.
It is pretty fucking efficient in times of danger or just needing to hurry your shit right up.

Hagrid: You're a wizard Harry
Harry: I'm a what?
Hagrid: You're a fucking wizard, Harry.
Harry: A whhhhaat?
Hagrid: YOU'RE A FUCKING WIZARD HARRY NOW IF YOU DONT TAKE MY HAND AND DISAPPARATE WITH ME I WILL PERSONALLY SHOVE YOUR NOSE INTO YOUR BUTT.
Harry: A what?!

disapparate by wraina January 8, 2012

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Disappoorate • disapparate • Disapparated • Disappoonted

Disappoonted

(Adjective).

To be saddened and/or displeased because a girl has failed to fulfill one's hopes or expectations in bed.

Can occur as a result of building the experience up in your mind before the event or the female just not being up to par.

''Well I got with Sarah last night after the club. but I gotta say I'm kind of disappoonted.''

Disappoonted by Theshazbah August 27, 2013

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Disapparated

It is what happens to a fart when released outside

Did you fart, yes but it would have disapparated by the time it got to you

Disapparated by Sungod September 16, 2016

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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