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Dirty Milk Wand 

A straw containing cocaine that is open on one end to absorb the drug through the anal cavity.
Dirty Milk Wand by Cokestraw April 14, 2019

Dirty Micky 

You give someone a blowjob ass naked and then once they’ve cum inside your mouth you drink vodka and mix it around

in your mouth. you then swallow it while you moan the words daddy and grabbing your tits
Bro she gave me the best dirty micky last night.
Dirty Micky by katite420 April 15, 2020

The Dirty Milk Man 

when a boy is recieving a blow job, the odd man out ejaculates all over the girls back, unsespectedly, to create the illusion of delivering dirty milk.
Derek is getting head, and Paul cums all over the girls back, thereby creating The Dirty Milk Man.
The Dirty Milk Man by Tedwin December 27, 2007

dirty miley 

Dirty Miley means means musty ass bitch that gets bullied by her brother it also means she is the greatest person ever even tho she do be musty sometimes
That DANM dirty Miley she stank

dirty milk 

To spoil a girl like milk, and then fuck her boobs. One might say it looks like the male is making cottage cheese or churning butter.
dirty milk by fjkdla; August 5, 2006

Dirty milk bottle 

When you cum in an exactly four month old milk bottle then you let it ferment for another four months, and make a smoothie with it, and give it to your friends.
"Hey Jack what are we having tonight." "Some dirty milk bottles."
Dirty milk bottle by Fuckleo September 29, 2014
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026
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