Dirty matti

The coolest thing ever, you will always want to be a dirty matti

"I'm so jealous, my friend is a dirty matti"

by Renga4life September 7, 2021

Dirty Mattie

The act of shoving a cactus up your ass while you cut off blood circulation to you penis.

Damn I can’t sit down after pulling a dirty mattie

by Tylers-A-Dunce June 10, 2021

dirty mattia

when he puts his finger in your asshole and twirls it around in your mouth while ur gagging on it.

yeah me and my boyfriend tried something new last night called the dirty mattia. i didn’t like it at first but now i’m getting use to it.

by feminismismyculture May 6, 2020

Dirty Martie

A Dirty Martie is someone who chokes other people with his penis while he suffocates in a women’s breast.

The bloke I was with last night did a Dirty Martie on me.

by Soph20201 April 13, 2020

Dirty Martian

a dirty martian is where someone goes to homedeopt and purchase an illegal imagrant/alien n takes him home to strangle him in the shower while he jacks off

Yo homes, lets go pick up some aliens from home deopt and have a dirty martian!

by MufasaNig December 14, 2010

Dirty Mattie

Unfriending someone because they "cause unnecessary drama" and "constant chaos" even though they didn't

One of my friends didn't message me back so I'm going to pretend they were toxic and pull a dirty mattie because I can't communicate properly

by Yikers McGee April 1, 2020

dirtymartin

Nice decent guy who has a naughty side in the bedroom. Generally with big shoulders and a nice car

DirtyMartin is an animal in the bedroom and behind the wheel.

by Joejoebloggs2000 April 16, 2020