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Dirty Mattie 

The act of shoving a cactus up your ass while you cut off blood circulation to you penis.
Damn I can’t sit down after pulling a dirty mattie
Dirty Mattie by Tylers-A-Dunce June 10, 2021

dirty mattia 

when he puts his finger in your asshole and twirls it around in your mouth while ur gagging on it.
yeah me and my boyfriend tried something new last night called the dirty mattia. i didn’t like it at first but now i’m getting use to it.

Dirty Martie 

A Dirty Martie is someone who chokes other people with his penis while he suffocates in a women’s breast.
The bloke I was with last night did a Dirty Martie on me.
Dirty Martie by Soph20201 April 13, 2020

Dirty Martian 

a dirty martian is where someone goes to homedeopt and purchase an illegal imagrant/alien n takes him home to strangle him in the shower while he jacks off
Yo homes, lets go pick up some aliens from home deopt and have a dirty martian!
Dirty Martian by MufasaNig December 14, 2010

Dirty Mattie 

Unfriending someone because they "cause unnecessary drama" and "constant chaos" even though they didn't
One of my friends didn't message me back so I'm going to pretend they were toxic and pull a dirty mattie because I can't communicate properly

dirtymartin 

Nice decent guy who has a naughty side in the bedroom. Generally with big shoulders and a nice car
DirtyMartin is an animal in the bedroom and behind the wheel.
dirtymartin by Joejoebloggs2000 April 16, 2020