Dirty kal

When you shove your finger in both holes while you yell yes kal fuck me harder

I did a dirty kal

by Joshylikesanal April 17, 2020

Dirty kalem

One sexy mother fucker who likes when there girl takes control and is more dominant than him. He likes being cuffed and slapped around but when he takes matters into his own hands he will rip u apart like how a lion devours it’s prey.

Bro I just finished with that dirty kalem, man it was a night to remember.

by A pee pee scared user July 21, 2021

dirty kaleb

The act of ejaculating in a girls ass then having her spray back on your face.

This girl was freaky and wanted to do a dirty kaleb to me.

by Whoopsie Daisy July 25, 2017

dirty kalyn

When you climb to the top of a building and pull your pants down and take a dump on a passing bald guy

“Dude! I just did a dirty kalyn!”
“Ew bro did it splatter?”
“Everywhere haha!!”

by DefinitionGoddess6969666 April 15, 2020

Dirty Kale

When you accidentally send a dick pic to your group chat instead of a girl on snapchat.

Team mate 1:"Did he seriously just dirty kale us?!"
Team mate 2:" gross man, dude should be focused on the game"

by The Vivs March 31, 2020

Dirty Kali

A Dirty Kali is when you fuck a chick in the ocean and with your dick deep inside her anus, you ride her like a boogie board all the way into the shore. Once you reach the shore you pull out and scream "Kali-bunga Dude!" As you finish on her face. The girl must lick up every spec of the cum or be cursed with crabs the rest of her life.

My friend fake drowned at the beach so the hot lifeguard would go and save him. On their way back in, dude was giving her a Dirty Kali. Thank God she licked up all the cum, ain't nobody want crabs from the beach.

by RichardLickson April 3, 2020

Dirty Kalista

The act of giving the Gluck Gluck 9000 and as he’s about to cum you take that dick as far down your throat as possible, stick that tongue out lick his balls. While the cum is still in the back of your throat, you look up and him and gurgle the words “thank you daddy”.

gave Ian the Dirty Kalista for his birthday last night and he was the happiest man ever.

by TheeMacG May 29, 2019