Dirty Joel
Dirty Joel by Italian3084 October 3, 2014
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Dirty Joel
Aggressively waffle stomps
Slut says “aaahahahahh”
Joel stomps more
Slut says “ I like this dirty Joel”
Slut says “aaahahahahh”
Joel stomps more
Slut says “ I like this dirty Joel”
Dirty Joel by Horsecock39 November 2, 2022
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Dirty Joel
Is when a guy claims to be your friend, and either has sex with your significant other, or helps facilitate someone else having sex with them. Then tells you it happened and that it is not his responsibility to make sure your significant other is not cheating.
Dirty Joel by upstate Johnny May 29, 2019
Dirty joel
A dirty joel is when your drunk walking home from town you can't stop the urges from taking over and you find a random bush on someone's lawn to have a wank.
Dirty joel by Shrekalosi November 24, 2021
The Dirty Joel
The Dirty Joel is an infamous dominance-establishing strategy perfectly executed by a cocky Spaniard. An alpha male must first pick a work event hosted at a fancy bar of the employer's choosing. The alpha male MUST show up drunk to ensure maximum confidence levels for hitting on co-workers, and should continue filling the tank throughout the night. Once maximum capacity levels have been achieved, the alpha male tracks down the nearest ice machine WITH a camera pointing right at it (no exceptions). Once located, the alpha male urinates inside the machine in a zig-zag motion to ensure maximum surface area coverage. When confronted by bartenders, the alpha male pretends like nothing happened to demonstrate his high-octane dominance over witnessing co-workers. The Dirty Joel is a classic power sure to spike your career growth, improve co-worker relations, and liven up any corporate event.
Bro I tried out The Dirty Joel last night and now my boss wants to talk. I think i'm getting promoted
The Dirty Joel by Meatman121 September 4, 2019
Dirty Joelle
When you get fingered on a crowded bus and scream out daddy in front of everyone but because you're just so hot everyone decides to watch and record it and cheer along
Dirty Joelle by Imsoboredfromcovid April 24, 2020
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