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Dirty zoe 

When a female inserts a high powered torch into her vag emitting a red glow from her pelivis and proceeds to strut around the room like a perverted teletubbie.
I definitely shouldn’t have drank all that vodka last night, i did a dirty zoe on the dance floor.
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Dirty Zoe 

When a woman blends chillis together to form a fine power and sticks it up her vagina while having sex
Omg I did the dirty Zoe with dylan last night,it was great
Dirty Zoe by Mr weenee February 16, 2022

Dirty Zoe 

When a female gets shit and farts inside her vag and then has sex, while having a turd inside of her and slowly letting the farts go out of her vag. (May feel itchy)
Ayo i had a dirty zoe with a girl last night, man it was so warm and nice, but sometimes kinda itchy...

Dirty Zoey 

A dirty Zoey is when one goes and shoves a bad dragon dildo up their ass and pussy and squirt mustard all over their nipples while screaming ohhhh yeah(like the Kool aid man) usually during a satanic ritual.
Guy: did you go to that ritual, a girl performed the dirty Zoey.

Girl: no but I wish I did.
Dirty Zoey by Real expert101 October 3, 2021

Dirty zoen 

One who shits in their girl and then proceeds to fuck it.
I did the dirty zoen to my girl last night.
Dirty zoen by Leonard Hassel February 1, 2022

Dirty Zoey 

When one is having sex with a girl that has an excessive amount of pubic hair and that hair is more than 5 inches long where the partner then proceeds to grab the woman’s pubic hair with their bear hands and starts to drag her around until the hair falls off.
I heard that she got Dirty Zoeyed by Jacob
Dirty Zoey by anonymous September 14, 2020
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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