Dirty Zakir
When you or your partner leave the room during sex and then re-enter by scurrying in on the floor and squeaking like a rat
Dirty Zakir by Jenny Taylor September 20, 2021
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dirty zakari
A dirty zak is where you call a chick by the wrong name the whole night and then beg her to come to quarantine only then to turkey slap her with her tongue out causing her tongue to hurt
dirty zakari by Greendick1 April 3, 2020
dirty zakiria
dirty zakiria by Dndjosmsnzuzisk April 28, 2020
dirty zakaria
Forcefully shoving a hamster up your one-night stands ass, immediately disappearing in the night whilst shitting your pants to mark your territory and creating a diversion.
I was having an amazing time but then this guy pulled a dirty Zakaria. Left me confused, yet intrigued!?
dirty zakaria by ilJakerli January 12, 2024
dirty zakaria
Forcefully shoving a hamster up your one night stands ass, immediately disappearing in the night whilst shitting your pants to mark your territory and creating a diversion.
I was having an amazing time but then the dude pulled a dirty Zakaria. Left me confused, yet intrigued!?
dirty zakaria by ilJakerli January 12, 2024
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