Dirty Velasquez

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The cousin of Dirty Sanchez and Dirty Rodriguez, the Dirty Velasquez is when the guy places his asshole above the girl's upper lip and simply shits out an Authentic Mexican mustache.

Dirk gave Jessie a Dirty Velasquez after eating Taco Bell.

Dirty Velasquez by waluigimaniac June 30, 2022

Words you can keep

Dirty Vasquez

When a deadbeat, lame ass, piece of shit, good for nothing, bitch ass nigga abandons his child for no reason... other than to satisfy his own selfish homosexual needs.

Tina: Have you heard from Michael's dad?
Michelle: No that nigga pulled a Dirty Vasquez on him.

Dirty Vasquez by Are You My Daddy November 2, 2016

Related Words

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dirty vasquez

leaving a skid mark on a white sofa while having sex in a "backward cowboy" position.

I left a "dirty vasquez" on the sofa while I had sex with Amy.

dirty vasquez by El Pepino March 21, 2005

dirty vasquez

The act of a girl blowing a cum filled pussy fart into the face of her partner

Smith got a dirty vasquez last night and he can't see a thing.

dirty vasquez by Rory D June 19, 2007

Dirty Vasquez

Punching someone in the crotch for being a jerk.

Karen was being such a jerk she got a dirty vasquez.

Dirty Vasquez by EAV7 February 18, 2021

Dirty Vasquez

When you get jealous of someone for smashing your exgirlfriend and call the cops for a bogus charge to lock someone up.

This next party I'm hitting him with a Dirty Vasquez.

Dirty Vasquez by STDfree December 7, 2017

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026