STDfree's definitions

Blue glove

The coating of the blue substance found in a Port-o-Potty on ones penis by letting it dangle in the water.

Jack prolly would have gotten his dick sucked if it wasn't for that blue glove.

by STDfree December 4, 2017

Airport

When two legs (or one for amputee Beauty acceptance) are straight up in the air leaving a view of the "landing strip" or taint.

I have to check out the airport before I land anything there.

by STDfree December 9, 2017

Landing strip

An unusual long strip between the ass and balls or vagina to ass. Used in junction with Airport.

I checked out her airport and the landing strip was clear.

by STDfree December 9, 2017

Dirty Vasquez

When you get jealous of someone for smashing your exgirlfriend and call the cops for a bogus charge to lock someone up.

This next party I'm hitting him with a Dirty Vasquez.

by STDfree December 7, 2017

BlueFin

The opposite of Blue Balls. When a Woman has more in mind than to cuddle, but gets turned down after getting turned on.

We were about to box in the sheets but I decided to send her packing with a bluefin.

by STDfree December 17, 2017

gutter snack

The crust chips left on the outside of a prostitutes vagina.

A eat before you skeet special that runs down both curbs.
The snack that smiles back. "With missing teeth".

Dale would have bought taco truck but he got a burner on his lip from those gutter snacks.

by STDfree December 5, 2017