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dirty tomas

when the male positions him self under the female n sticks his hand up the vagina n comes out the other end(bunhole)
i heard bob gave his wife the ol' dirty tomas
dirty tomas by tomasy February 27, 2009

Dirty tomahawk 

After having sex, pulling the condom off - jizz side out - and blasting the bitch in the face with it.
She said that I didn't make her cum....she got the dirty tomahawk.....
Dirty tomahawk by Dump truck December 23, 2016

Dirty Tomas

Its when you get on yo mama and stick yo hand all of the way through her till you see it come out the asscrack
i tried to give my mama a Dirty Tomas but my arm wasnt long enough
Dirty Tomas by Ryan & Tomas February 26, 2009

Dirty tomahawk 

After ejaculating during sex with a condom on, the act of removing the condom and throwing it onto the woman's face.
Robby: "Oh, how was your night with that girl?"
Matt: "It was great, we banged and I hit her with the Dirty Tomahawk afterwards. I'm sure that'll bring her back."
Dirty tomahawk by Dat_pazz December 23, 2016

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026