Dirty Tee

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The act of stealing an individual's toilet paper after blinding them with semen.

Aw damn it, Ol' Jon hit me with a dirty tee, caught me slippin'.

James dirty tee'd Mike from Accounting.

Dirty Tee by Tee-dog89 March 15, 2020

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Dirty Teen Mustache

A Dirty Teen Mustache is a mustache that some teenagers thinks looks cool on them, but it doesn't. It's like the kid isn't meant to have a mustache, but he has one anyway. That's called a dirty teen mustache.

bawb: Hey, what's up with the mustache?
John: Oh, right, how's it look :D.
bawb: uh, no. Shave that Dirty Teen Mustache off.

Dirty Teen Mustache by IOA August 3, 2007

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Dirty Teel

Hitting a big booty Latina from the back while simultaneously playing a jig on the fiddle and singing an old Russian sea shanty

John performed a sick Dirty Teel yesterday

Dirty Teel by Johnno3458 January 7, 2021

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Dirty Teesh

A dirty teesh is when someone has had to much to drink, as the guys bends over and starts vomiting she then proceeds to lick his ass hole. He vomits harder and harder and let’s out massive ripper farts but she continues to lick. The best part his when he shits in her mouth for the best vomit/shit climax

Bro I was so wasted last night my misses gave me a dirty Teesh

Dirty Teesh by Seesaw’s May 30, 2019

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Dirty Teela

the act of having sex in a fire then smearing your ashes on the male’s tip

I had a dirty teela with my aunt.

Dirty Teela by dirty teela April 28, 2020

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Dirty teej

The dirty cole is when you are driving up the country backroads and see a wild bobcat on the side of the road. You pull over to aggressively fuck it and while fucking your camo hat falls off. In retaliation you open the trunk of your Acadia and pull your lawnmower out. You spread the bobcats asshole open and mow the hair off. You continue on with your life and go mow your next clients yard.

My dog bit me so I pulled a dirty teej

Dirty teej by Longstrokejackson February 27, 2023

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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