Dirty Tee

The act of stealing an individual's toilet paper after blinding them with semen.

Aw damn it, Ol' Jon hit me with a dirty tee, caught me slippin'.

James dirty tee'd Mike from Accounting.

by Tee-dog89 March 15, 2020

Dirty Teen Mustache

A Dirty Teen Mustache is a mustache that some teenagers thinks looks cool on them, but it doesn't. It's like the kid isn't meant to have a mustache, but he has one anyway. That's called a dirty teen mustache.

bawb: Hey, what's up with the mustache?
John: Oh, right, how's it look :D.
bawb: uh, no. Shave that Dirty Teen Mustache off.

by IOA August 3, 2007

Dirty Teel

Hitting a big booty Latina from the back while simultaneously playing a jig on the fiddle and singing an old Russian sea shanty

John performed a sick Dirty Teel yesterday

by Johnno3458 January 7, 2021

Dirty Teesh

A dirty teesh is when someone has had to much to drink, as the guys bends over and starts vomiting she then proceeds to lick his ass hole. He vomits harder and harder and let’s out massive ripper farts but she continues to lick. The best part his when he shits in her mouth for the best vomit/shit climax

Bro I was so wasted last night my misses gave me a dirty Teesh

by Seesaw’s May 30, 2019

Dirty Teela

the act of having sex in a fire then smearing your ashes on the male’s tip

I had a dirty teela with my aunt.

by dirty teela April 28, 2020

Dirty teej

The dirty cole is when you are driving up the country backroads and see a wild bobcat on the side of the road. You pull over to aggressively fuck it and while fucking your camo hat falls off. In retaliation you open the trunk of your Acadia and pull your lawnmower out. You spread the bobcats asshole open and mow the hair off. You continue on with your life and go mow your next clients yard.

My dog bit me so I pulled a dirty teej

by Longstrokejackson February 27, 2023