When a man with Down syndrome sends you a video of him oiled up and naked, fanning his ass cheeks and shaking his ass to the camera so you can see his ballsack and dick dangling beneath his asshole. The video must be made on an android and therefore have shit quality.
A hand gesture made to another person to indicate you would like to have sadomasochistic intercourse with them. the gesture is preformed by holding your palm face up and extending your fingers perpendicular to the floor in the direction of the desired recipient. then forcefully hooking your fingers back towards yourself while lightly pelvic thrusting. this had gesture is popular among sex addicts.
Do you see that guy over there i would like to give him the "dirty stuff".
When having anal sex with two girls at the same time with your unwashed, smelly member. At the moment of orgasm, you pull out and have the second girl swallow your filthy load.
If you ever perform the Dirty Sturgeon with a couple a good looking girls, be careful of kissing the recipient afterword. There may be a huge amount of santorum on her lips afterward. This is fine if you are into that sort of thing.
Dirty Stummy Sprite is a combination of Sprite soft drink and the sweet smelling stomach discharge from the gastrostomy tube (stomach feeding tube) of a patient that uses opioid pain medications and cannabis.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!