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Dirty Stuart

When a man with Down syndrome sends you a video of him oiled up and naked, fanning his ass cheeks and shaking his ass to the camera so you can see his ballsack and dick dangling beneath his asshole. The video must be made on an android and therefore have shit quality.
I was texting a random number and got sent the Dirty Stuart.
Dirty Stuart by stusbiskit December 13, 2022

dirty stuart

The Dirty Stuart is when you funnel dirty bong water up your anus and shart it all over a pregnant woman
Yo James gave Tina a massive dirty Dirty Stuart last week.. the cunt still smells like bong water
dirty stuart by Madmouth97 April 1, 2020

The "dirty stuff" 

A hand gesture made to another person to indicate you would like to have sadomasochistic intercourse with them. the gesture is preformed by holding your palm face up and extending your fingers perpendicular to the floor in the direction of the desired recipient. then forcefully hooking your fingers back towards yourself while lightly pelvic thrusting. this had gesture is popular among sex addicts.
Do you see that guy over there i would like to give him the "dirty stuff".

Dirty Sturgeon 

When having anal sex with two girls at the same time with your unwashed, smelly member. At the moment of orgasm, you pull out and have the second girl swallow your filthy load.
If you ever perform the Dirty Sturgeon with a couple a good looking girls, be careful of kissing the recipient afterword. There may be a huge amount of santorum on her lips afterward. This is fine if you are into that sort of thing.
Dirty Sturgeon by Mustache Wax July 26, 2011

Dirty Stummy Sprite

Dirty Stummy Sprite is a combination of Sprite soft drink and the sweet smelling stomach discharge from the gastrostomy tube (stomach feeding tube) of a patient that uses opioid pain medications and cannabis.
Ay bruh, this Dirty Stummy Sprite got me leanin.
Dirty Stummy Sprite by Stage4Ayyy February 9, 2021

dirty stuti 

Stuti is so sexy and hot she is the best in bed. Her figure is so good and she is so cute too. She is material and I think syno has it.
syno is gonna marry dirty stuti
dirty stuti by senddudes September 26, 2021
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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