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Dirty Squirts 

Using a soda fountain machine for water and old coke comes out first, then water.

A dirty squirt could also mean having sex with a woman in doggy style and when you pull out, old period blood lightly squirts out and stains your sheets.
I went to get us water after the movie, but it gave me a dirty squirt!

Or

Kate came over and she had a case of the dirty squirts!
Dirty Squirts by MarksFatCock February 3, 2025
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Dirty Squirty 

Sex localised typically within the vicinity of a kitchen done in the missionary position over a boiling pot. As you fuck the girl she is aggressively unleashing a gargantuan monsoon of piss and diarrhea into said pot. The amount released increases the harder and faster each thrust.
Me and your sister in the kitchen whippin' up a Dirty Squirty
Dirty Squirty by WordToYourMother69 September 1, 2021

dirty squirties 

(noun) Diarrhea, esp. stools that are very liquid and under higher than normal ejection pressure. Most often used as plural and with "the", i.e. "the dirty squirties"
"Dude, those tacos I scarfed last night gave me a major case of the dirty squirties today."
dirty squirties by Quinn Ward April 21, 2006

Dirty Squirties 

When you fall asleep after drinking too much and wake up with your butt cheeks glued together because you sharted in your sleep or straight shit yourself.
I had the dirty squirties this morning...
Dirty Squirties by Jrizzle83 October 20, 2018

Dirty Squirty Berty 

A woman who can squirt great distances; usually with the help of magical fingers
I gave her a dirty squirty berty and she came past her ankles

Dirty Squirtle

When you ejaculate in a girls mouth and she swishes it around her mouth mixing the cum with saliva and spits back at you
Guy: I ejaculated in her mouth because all girls like that.
Guy2: ok...
Guy: But she said "Im squirtle!" And spit it back at me!
Guy2: So she gave you a dirty squirtle!?

Dirty squirtal 

Having sex with a female, and you put in her butt then she shits on your dick, re-insert into her vagina and she squirts, hits forth the dirty squirtal
Last night I banged this blondie and I gave her a dirty squirtal
Dirty squirtal by Big tega mojo April 8, 2021
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