girl 1: "damn, ayva is such a lil dirty skank shes so gross!! shes the school thot omg"
girl 2: "bitchh i know she is u jus got to get used to seeing her fully dressed but naked online thats how girls are these days"
Usually happens when the slut you bring home tells you she’s into coffee enemas but you are out of fresh brew so you improvise using the jar of Sanka instant coffee that’s been in your cabinet for five years.
I was pumping that slut’s ass full of coffee with the enema bag but she said it wasn’t quite like she usually feels. She asked if I was using Starbucks but I admitted to giving her the dirty Sanka.