During sexual intercouse when the male inserts a small (preferably dead) bird into the anus of the female. The female than proceeds to imitate the sounds this type of bird usually makes. During this time the male should stay as quiet as possible and refrain from making eyecontact with the female.
When the female is done imitating the bird, the female squeezes the bird out and after the male has ejaculated onto the bird, the female eats the bird.
When the female is done imitating the bird, the female squeezes the bird out and after the male has ejaculated onto the bird, the female eats the bird.
Last week, my girlfriend wanted to try doing a Dirty Simeon, she still shits out feathers when going to the toilet.
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A Dirty simona is when during sexual intercourse, the female tends to want to be hit with any household item.
“Yo what happened last night? Ya’ll were making so much noise!”
“Bro last night my girl pulled a Dirty Simona”
“Bro last night my girl pulled a Dirty Simona”
by Abercrombie and hoe April 19, 2020
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"After fucking my girl, I decided it would be hot to give her a Dirty Simon."
"Awwww, the Dirty Simon!"
"Awwww, the Dirty Simon!"
by Daniel Rose July 27, 2006
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by No gnomes sherlock July 11, 2021
Get the Dirty Simon mug.A dirty Simone is a person that likes to shove ping pong balls up their ass whilst simultaneously singing the declaration of Independence during their monthly abortion appointment.
by Ass of a fire crotch July 1, 2020
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And finally, a fat fucking cock
And finally, a fat fucking cock
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