Dirty Simeon 

During sexual intercouse when the male inserts a small (preferably dead) bird into the anus of the female. The female than proceeds to imitate the sounds this type of bird usually makes. During this time the male should stay as quiet as possible and refrain from making eyecontact with the female.
When the female is done imitating the bird, the female squeezes the bird out and after the male has ejaculated onto the bird, the female eats the bird.

Last week, my girlfriend wanted to try doing a Dirty Simeon, she still shits out feathers when going to the toilet.

Dirty Simeon by Johnny Friemel January 16, 2021

Dirty Simeon 

Teenage boy jacking off to elongated nipples while on FaceTime with his long distance girlfriend

Jack was pulling a dirty simeon last night

Dirty Simeon by M;)69420 July 17, 2023

Dirty Simona 

A Dirty simona is when during sexual intercourse, the female tends to want to be hit with any household item.

“Yo what happened last night? Ya’ll were making so much noise!”
“Bro last night my girl pulled a Dirty Simona”

Dirty Simona by Abercrombie and hoe April 19, 2020

Dirty Simon 

After having either anal sex or vaginal sex, the male throws his partner through a plate-glass window, normally with a well placed pile of manure and/or beehives where the lady will fall.

"After fucking my girl, I decided it would be hot to give her a Dirty Simon."
"Awwww, the Dirty Simon!"

Dirty Simon by Daniel Rose July 27, 2006

Dirty Simon 

When you watch gay porn and unload into your crusty 10 year old sock. To keep your secret you post on Facebook an anti gay status.

I'm straight but watched gay porn. Felt ashamed after so pulled a Dirty Simon

Dirty Simon by No gnomes sherlock July 11, 2021

dirty simone 

A dirty Simone is a person that likes to shove ping pong balls up their ass whilst simultaneously singing the declaration of Independence during their monthly abortion appointment.

Wow, they're really acting like dirty Simone.

dirty simone by Ass of a fire crotch July 1, 2020

Dirty Simon 

The act of a presumedly straight male shoving various household items up his ass. Progressing from pens to eventually a carrot.

And finally, a fat fucking cock

Dude did you hear what happened last night? Yeah, someone pulled a dirty Simon in the kiddy pool

Dirty Simon by Anna gammy April 15, 2020