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1 definition by
Anna gammy
Dirty Simon
The act of a presumedly
straight male
shoving various household items up his ass. Progressing from
pens
to eventually a carrot.
And finally, a fat
fucking cock
Dude did you hear what happened last night? Yeah, someone pulled
a dirty
Simon
in the
kiddy pool
by
Anna gammy
April 16, 2020
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