Dirty Simao 

When a submissive white male gets pegged by his girl

Person one: did you hear about Ryan?
Person two: yeah he pulled a dirty simao.

Dirty Simao by A literal mother fucker May 11, 2024

Dirty Simeon 

During sexual intercouse when the male inserts a small (preferably dead) bird into the anus of the female. The female than proceeds to imitate the sounds this type of bird usually makes. During this time the male should stay as quiet as possible and refrain from making eyecontact with the female.
When the female is done imitating the bird, the female squeezes the bird out and after the male has ejaculated onto the bird, the female eats the bird.

Last week, my girlfriend wanted to try doing a Dirty Simeon, she still shits out feathers when going to the toilet.

Dirty Simeon by Johnny Friemel January 16, 2021

Dirty Simeon 

Teenage boy jacking off to elongated nipples while on FaceTime with his long distance girlfriend

Jack was pulling a dirty simeon last night

Dirty Simeon by M;)69420 July 17, 2023

Dirty Simeo 

when smashing you use your middle finger on your right hand to pop her poop shoot then give her a dirty sanchez with that finger

She was talking shit so I dirty simeod her

Dirty Simeo by Stepinapileofshit January 31, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022