Dirty Simao
Dirty Simao by A literal mother fucker May 11, 2024
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Dirty Simeon
During sexual intercouse when the male inserts a small (preferably dead) bird into the anus of the female. The female than proceeds to imitate the sounds this type of bird usually makes. During this time the male should stay as quiet as possible and refrain from making eyecontact with the female.
When the female is done imitating the bird, the female squeezes the bird out and after the male has ejaculated onto the bird, the female eats the bird.
When the female is done imitating the bird, the female squeezes the bird out and after the male has ejaculated onto the bird, the female eats the bird.
Last week, my girlfriend wanted to try doing a Dirty Simeon, she still shits out feathers when going to the toilet.
Dirty Simeon by Johnny Friemel January 16, 2021
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Dirty Simeon
Dirty Simeon by M;)69420 July 17, 2023
Dirty Simeo
when smashing you use your middle finger on your right hand to pop her poop shoot then give her a dirty sanchez with that finger
She was talking shit so I dirty simeod her
Dirty Simeo by Stepinapileofshit January 31, 2022
Shackteâu
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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