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Dirty Santos 

The act of interrupting someone's yawn by sticking your finger in their mouth just as they start to yawn.
Jane was yawning and Derrick dirty santos'ed her, now she wants to yawn but can't!
Dirty Santos by happybirthdayd January 2, 2011
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Dirty Santos 

A variation of the the Dirty Sanchez, this time leading to a soul patch.
Hey man whats that on her chin, oh I see, it appears that she has been the recipient of a Dirty Santos.
Dirty Santos by JoJo1981 March 29, 2012

Dirty Santorum 

1. After ass-banging Rick Santorum, and busting a load on his ass, you must smear your fingers in the frothy mix of fecal matter, semen, and lube to finally rub it across his upper lip.

2. Applying this method to anyone else.
When I was bangin Rick I think he slightly shat, so I gave him the worst Dirty Santorum he'll ever remember.
Dirty Santorum by dirty-dbag June 6, 2011

dirty santorum 

Dirty Sanchez but with corn is a Dirty Santorum
I pulled my dick out of that Mexican, whoa not only shit but shit with corn, and gave her a Dirty Santorum
dirty santorum by Sick of Bigots January 20, 2012
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