Dirty Rune

When having anal sex with a girl, the man pulls out and starts to write as many ancient letters of the runic alphabet on her back with his poo covered dick as he can before a) the girl notices or b) he runs out of the brown ink, at which point the man must try to masturbate until cumming before getting kicked out of her place.
Extra points are given if a coherent sentence is produced during the act.

Person 1 - "Dude, Sasha from accounting is looking super hot today"

Person 2 - "Okay Imma stop you right there, she is way too freaky for you"

Person 1 - "what do you mean? I would totally do her"

Person 2 - "look, I did a Dirty Rune on her last week and she just laughed it off. Don't go near her"

Dirty Rune by TheDirtyPillow December 15, 2018

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dirtyrenee

When you truck, fool, manipulate, lie to or steal everything you possibly can from another person with no regrets and then try to convince them that they did it themselves.
Alternative definitions..
Narcissistic, abusive, compulsive liar who will always play the victim.
Someone who stops taking their state prescribed medication and subdtitutes methamphetamine

I woke up this morning and my cash was gone from my pockets along with all my jewelry..that bitch pulled a dirtyrenee on me

dirtyrenee by HEATHENB November 12, 2019

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dirtyrunar

A toothbrush with hair on it,loser

You forgot the dirtyrunar,you dirtyrunar

dirtyrunar by Spidergenius10 May 4, 2020

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dirtyrenea

when you have the overwhelming feeling to fuck your boyfriends brother in a treehouse on school property.

Hey, bro did you hear about dirtyrenea, she fucked your brother in a treehouse.

dirtyrenea by fi0na.0rg September 10, 2021

Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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