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Dirty Rune

When having anal sex with a girl, the man pulls out and starts to write as many ancient letters of the runic alphabet on her back with his poo covered dick as he can before a) the girl notices or b) he runs out of the brown ink, at which point the man must try to masturbate until cumming before getting kicked out of her place.
Extra points are given if a coherent sentence is produced during the act.
Person 1 - "Dude, Sasha from accounting is looking super hot today"

Person 2 - "Okay Imma stop you right there, she is way too freaky for you"

Person 1 - "what do you mean? I would totally do her"

Person 2 - "look, I did a Dirty Rune on her last week and she just laughed it off. Don't go near her"
Dirty Rune by TheDirtyPillow December 15, 2018
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dirtyrenee 

When you truck, fool, manipulate, lie to or steal everything you possibly can from another person with no regrets and then try to convince them that they did it themselves.
Alternative definitions..
Narcissistic, abusive, compulsive liar who will always play the victim.
Someone who stops taking their state prescribed medication and subdtitutes methamphetamine
I woke up this morning and my cash was gone from my pockets along with all my jewelry..that bitch pulled a dirtyrenee on me
dirtyrenee by HEATHENB November 12, 2019

dirtyrunar

You forgot the dirtyrunar,you dirtyrunar

dirtyrenea

when you have the overwhelming feeling to fuck your boyfriends brother in a treehouse on school property.
Hey, bro did you hear about dirtyrenea, she fucked your brother in a treehouse.
dirtyrenea by fi0na.0rg September 10, 2021

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026