Dirty Rod 

When you’re giving a woman back shots from hell, then pull out your dick and slap her on face a couple times with it.

He’s giving her that dirty rod treatment!

Dirty Rod by Shon Road April 23, 2020

Dirty Dowsing Rod 

A sexual act in which a man exposes his boner in a public outdoor area, wandering aimlessly while pointing it towards the ground. When he randomly chooses to stop, he immediately proceeds to rub one out on the ground beneath him. If asked what he is doing, he explains he is dowsing for a well.

1.) Jenny saw someone performing a dirty dowsing rod in Central Park this morning as she was going for a jog.
2.) Larry was arrested at 3pm today for performing a dirty dowsing rod.

Dirty Dowsing Rod by Moonshine Billy February 25, 2015

Dirty Meat Rod 

When you have anal sex and your partner forgot to wipe their ass and you pull out only to find your dick is covered inanal snot

FuckBuddy 1: Dude did you wipe your ass properly?
FuckBuddy 2: Ummm maybe. Why?
FuckBuddy 1: You've just given me a Dirty Meat Rod you healed up cunt

Dirty Meat Rod by Large Nipple January 10, 2013

dirty rodeo 

when a man is doing a woman anally and whispers "thats how your sister likes it" and then sees how long he can hold on

when bob was doing marissa, he pulled a dirty rodeo and got held on for a split second

dirty rodeo by sex god April 10, 2004

Dirt Rod 

A situation in which a heterosexual male human being is having anal sex with a female human being in the doggystyle position and a 2nd male enters the room and inserts his penis into the other male's anus from behind. The male in the middle is perplexed as to whether he should continue his anal sex with the woman while he gets it from behind or if he should just stop altogether.

Male 1: "I hooked up with the hottest girl at the club last night and everything was going fine until she surprised me with the dirt rod."

Male 2: "Oh man! So did you stop or continue?"

Male 1: "I finished and got the hell out of there!"

Dirt Rod by nirvarner September 3, 2010

dirty rodruigez 

When having anal sex, pull out your penis and wipe it just above ur partner's top lip resembling a dirty mustache.

it is often confused with its cousin the dirty sanchez where you use your finger.

I gave Mindy a dirty rodruigez.

dirty rodruigez by babaghanoush May 13, 2006

dirty rodruigez 

when a guy sticks his dick up a girls ass and wipes it on her upper lip. this is commonly confused with a dirty sanchez, when a guy fingers a girl and wiped his finger on her upper lip

Bob's girl loved when they performed dirty rodruigezes.

dirty rodruigez by C-Bit May 19, 2006