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Dirty Rod

When you’re giving a woman back shots from hell, then pull out your dick and slap her on face a couple times with it.
He’s giving her that dirty rod treatment!
by Shon Road April 23, 2020
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Dirty Dowsing Rod

A sexual act in which a man exposes his boner in a public outdoor area, wandering aimlessly while pointing it towards the ground. When he randomly chooses to stop, he immediately proceeds to rub one out on the ground beneath him. If asked what he is doing, he explains he is dowsing for a well.
1.) Jenny saw someone performing a dirty dowsing rod in Central Park this morning as she was going for a jog.
2.) Larry was arrested at 3pm today for performing a dirty dowsing rod.
by Moonshine Billy February 25, 2015
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Dirty Meat Rod

When you have anal sex and your partner forgot to wipe their ass and you pull out only to find your dick is covered inanal snot
FuckBuddy 1: Dude did you wipe your ass properly?
FuckBuddy 2: Ummm maybe. Why?
FuckBuddy 1: You've just given me a Dirty Meat Rod you healed up cunt
by Large Nipple January 10, 2013
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