It's going to girl rubs her pussy gets nice and wet while you're sleeping,. Then she jumps on your face and rides hard and fast from chin to forehead, while eating a double bacon cheeseburger.
When your eating pussy and your girl farts and you just blow it off then she really farts and laughing her ass off all over your face..
He was eating me out and i farted... The 1st time he let it go. Then i farted again.. He gave me the dirtiest look. I didnt mean to fart and i didnt know it was coming. Which made it worse and funnier. I died laughing.. I laughed for like 5 minutes straight.. Maybe longer... Thats the 1st time i have ever farted with him down there. Had me rolling he loved having a dirty Renae
Putting am entire tube of m&m's into your girls ass,then shoving your nose up,and letting the m&ms fall from your nose into your throat as she shoves bacon into your foreskin.
"Damn,you really did a dirty réana? How did you not get third degree burns and choke on the m&ms?"
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.