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Dirty Porker 

When someone commits the sexual act of holding someones eyes open with crocodile clips as you give them pink eye, then proceeding to fill each of their hole with a formula of semen to carolina reaper sauce 1:19 then eat it out of them with a used McFlurry spoon.
Person 1: Help my dad keeps hitting me!
Person 2: Give ‘im a Dirty Porker and show him who’s boss!
Dirty Porker by MiracleManMeat April 28, 2023

Dirty Porterfield 

A person who like to eat Cadbury eggs that have been in someone’s ass.
I really enjoy a dirty Porterfield.