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Dirty Phong

when a guy takes a girl fishing, and fucks her over the rail while slapping her ass repeatedly with a stanky fish while making fish noises and screeching like a dolphin
"howd your date go??"
"It started well, until he gave me a Dirty Phong while we were fishing "
by Tayzz July 7, 2021
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Dirty Phone

noun: A secret, usually prepaid, cell phone used by both males and females whom are having an affair in order to keep their normal cell phones free of evidence of the affair.
Woman #1: "I think my husband is cheating on me, but I checked his cell phone records and couldn't find any strange numbers on it".

Woman #2: "You might want to search his drawers for a dirty phone that he could be using instead".
by Ms. Fiddly Bums March 31, 2009
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Dirty Cell Phone

When doing your woman doggy style, you shove a finger in her asshole,move it around a little, and then pull it out and proceed to stick it in her ear, while yelling"Can you hear me now?"
My girlfriend wasn't getting off ,so I pulled the Dirty Cell Phone on her cause I was getting pissed!!
by carbonpressure March 16, 2009
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Dirt Phone

Any cellular telephone which is not an Apple iPhone. A cell phone of common and uninteresting origin which does little more than make and receive calls. The dirt phone is commonly made of inferior materials and is poorly cared for by its owner.
My iPhone is a game-changer. I'll never go back to a $29 dirt phone.
by jsn111 July 6, 2009
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