Dirty Paul

A sexual technique. Insert middle finger in anus, with palm facing toward you. Quickly turn your hand, so that the back of your hand is now facing you. While twisting, cram your finger in as hard as you can and yell "YEAH IT'S THE DIRTY PAUL BITCH!"

Man, I'd totally give the dirty paul to that bitch while she was asleep.

by mysteri0 September 2, 2007

Dirty Paul

A dirty Paul is when you have a dairy intolerance and poop your pants randomly without control during sex

I just gave her a dirty Paul and it was messy

by Clubveg June 7, 2021

Dirty-Paul

Another word for an anal bead

Homie 1: yo how was your date with Sandra last night?

Homie 2: things got weird bro, went back to her place and whipped out the dirty-Paul on her!!!

by Masterchief November 6, 2017

dirty Paul Marshall

When your feeling basic and controlling so decide to do missionary but use a solid log of doodoo instead of your penis.

Gave her the dirty Paul Marshall and she ain’t even know it.

by White pusha-t July 30, 2023

dirty john paul

inserting your entire body into a women's anus and spinning rapidly till one of the participants is dead

I'm gonna have a dirty john Paul with your mum.

by ajmxd August 8, 2021