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The Dirty Nugget 

The sexual act of using ones erect boner as a baseball bat to hit McDonalds Chicken McNuggets (this is very important that they be McDonalds Chicken McNuggets!) into a woman's open mouth. For every one missed she must shove the missed nugget up the ass and shit it out and then make another attempt until success. Repeat until the six piece is gone.
Yo, Nate, I took that bitch a six piece happy meal and gave that hoe The Dirty Nugget!
The Dirty Nugget by DankyJoker June 11, 2013

Dirty Nugget 

After nuggeting a bag by turning it inside out, but before you zip it up, you take a poopy in it. Then you complete the nugget by zipping up the bag. A variation of this would be to take the crap in a ziplock bag and then insert it into the bag. You may also urinate on the outside of a completely nuggeted bag.
I dirty nuggeted Marc and threw it in the woods.
Dirty Nugget by Captain Hook November 5, 2012

The Dirty Nugget 

A quadriplegic prostitute who--after falling out of her wheelchair--engages in a recreation of "Two Girls One Cup."
"I was searching for lesbian double penetration pornography when I stumbled upon a video containing a Dirty Nugget."

"The Dirty Nugget appeared to be in high spirits when she was bukkaked by wave of shit."

you dirty chicken nugget 

When ever you call somebody a dirty chicken nugget your saying that there being a bit annoying but in a funny way.

dirt nugget 

when someone is more than a dirtball but less than a dirtball sandwich
Gorassi: justin your such a dirtball
Hoffmeyer: gorassi shut up you five piece dirt nugget
Justin: just fades away
dirt nugget by your fucking mom October 7, 2006

Kentucky Dirt Nugget 

A derogatory name for someone who is a downright filthy skeezer.
Look at that fuckin' Kentucky Dirt Nugget, that mother fucker looks like someone grated parmesan cheese on his head.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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