Dirty Mullet 

a female that has short nappy hair and for some strange reason puts in a weave to create a dirty mullet which is left on for days without showering.

"Wow, look at that girl over there with the Dirty Mullet, she had short hair last night."

Dirty Mullet by VNB March 22, 2005

Dirty Mulle 

take a shit in your living room couch while you crank da soulja boy

Yeah Mauri, you are the best at doing the Dirty Mulle

Dirty Mulle by Frassesburgare July 17, 2021

joe dirt mullet 

A "Power Mullet" featuring spikey hair up top resembling a Tina Turner look, Shaved Side Burns and a Long Shaggy Back. A look David Spade sported in the movie "Joe Dirt".

Man check out that "Joe Dirt Mullet" on that dude. He must be a Redneck.

joe dirt mullet by Foot Device Guy January 3, 2014

dirty mallett 

allows for easy scoring at the climax of a long drive.

Ass: "it was fourth and inches. so i went for the dirty mallett."
Hole: "nice work."

dirty mallett by danull16 April 21, 2009

Dirty Müller 

You shove a banana up your ass take it out let your student eat it wait until he shit it out rub it all over your chest then slide down a long hallway while have a girl with a strap-on defile you and makes u cum making u go faster down the hall and at the end u rebuild a bana out of your shit freeze it and start the process all over again

"What where you doing this Weekend"? "Ah I just recorded a Dirty Müller and sent it in my Family Chat".

Dirty Müller by Arschritzächüzeler69 March 1, 2024

Dirty Müller 

When you stick a Banana up your Ass aund make a student eat it. Afterwards you wait till he shits it on your chest. With the Shit on your chest you slide down the school hallway while a Girl is dominating you with a 12 Inch Strap-on till you cum. As soon as you finished, you will build a Banana out of your Shit, freeze it and start ofer again.

"What did you do on the Weekend"? "Ah i just recorded my self doing a dirty Müller and sent it in the Familiy Chat".

Dirty Müller by Arschritzächüzeler69 March 1, 2024