Dirty Microwave

When you have sex with a girl for 1 minute and when you pull out the middle of your penis is cold and the surrounding area is burning lava hot

"Man last night I Dirty Microwaved my girlfriend and she ended up burning her tongue"

by Go Pencils!! August 27, 2013

son of a dirty microwave

What are you doing looking up this awful language in the oh so innocent urban dictionary????? Naughty child. Tsk tsk.....

You spilled my Starbucks you son of a dirty microwave!!!!!!

by princeclaireispurple January 25, 2017