Dirty Maxx 

A Dirty Maxx is usually in need of a haircut and beard trim and a owner of a petite cock. Very likely to eat your butt and run you over with a tractor while looking for a woman to put a slice of cheese and mustard on her vagina and then a bun and eats her out. Know to wear hats all the time. They are the type of person to finger your asshole, and then call you the gay one. Like swaffling: The act of slapping something with a semi-erect penis. It's derived from the Dutch verb "swaffelen".
Also loves waffles and “Waffling” that’s when a man takes his penis and rests it between a girls ass cheeks. She farts, causing her cheeks to flap against his shaft creating a waffle effect.
With a love for waffle so strong, will proudly take a crisp poop and place it on his chest and pound it with a tennis racket. Thus giving it the physical characteristics of a Belgium Waffle.

A Dirty Maxx can be a drunken bastard who will kick you in the balls while yelling skidilly doo…
They also love to drink; one may argue they are functioning alcoholics. Another strange obsession that most Dirty Maxx share is an addiction to vaseline and likes to covers their penis in peanut butter while looking for a hole in the backyard fence.

Usually a person who obsessively inhales his own farts in hopes of becoming immune to all future stench. And quite often when a female passes gas, will suck it in and hold it, then blow it on her nose. This is a very widely practiced sex move today and you should try it.

I think I was about to to be a witness to a "Dirty Maxx" after hearing someone calling the neighbors dog in the back yard..

Dirty Maxx by The Maxx Condom Co. April 25, 2024

Dirty Maxx 

A Dirty Maxx is usually in need of a haircut and beard trim and a owner of a petite cock. Very likely to eat your butt and run you over with a tractor while looking for a woman to put a slice of cheese and mustard on her vagina and then a bun and eats her out. Known to wear hats all the time. They are the type of person to finger your asshole, and then call you the gay one. Like swaffling,: The act of slapping something with a semi-erect penis. It's derived from the Dutch verb "swaffelen". Also loves waffles and “Waffling” that’s when a man takes his penis and rests it between a girls ass cheeks. She farts, causing her cheeks to flap against his shaft creating a waffle effect. With a love for waffle so strong, will proudly take a crisp poop and place it on his chest and pound it with a tennis racket. Thus giving it the physical characteristics of a Belgium Waffle.

That Dirty Maxx is a bastard who will kick you in the balls while yelling skidilly doo…

Dirty Maxx by The Maxx Condom Co. June 22, 2024

Dirty Maxx 

A Dirty Maxx is usually in need of a haircut and beard trim and a owner of a petite cock. Very likely to eat your butt and run you over with a tractor while looking for a woman to put a slice of cheese and mustard on her vagina and then a bun and eats her out. Known to wear hats all the time. They are the type of person to finger your asshole, and then call you the gay one. Like swaffling,: The act of slapping something with a semi-erect penis. It's derived from the Dutch verb "swaffelen". Also loves waffles and “Waffling” that’s when a man takes his penis and rests it between a girls ass cheeks. She farts, causing her cheeks to flap against his shaft creating a waffle effect. With a love for waffle so strong, will proudly take a crisp poop and place it on his chest and pound it with a tennis racket. Thus giving it the physical characteristics of a Belgium Waffle.

That Dirty Maxx is a bastard who will kick you in the balls while yelling skidilly doo…

Dirty Maxx by The Maxx Condom Co. June 22, 2024

dirtymax 

A slang term given to trucks which contain a Duramax brand diesel engine. This term is most generally used by young, uneducated hillbilly boyz who think by using this term they impress women and men alike, most of whom see through the use of the slang term and observe a young male who is severely in debt because of the senseless upgrades to said truck and lacks much social abilities beyond anything involving the truck. Said activities include applying Bondo and Rustoleum and rolling coal once finished at people with nice cars to draw attention to an otherwise derelict lifted clunker.

Yeah man, I got in my dirtymax and totally rolled coal at someone in their stock truck, maaaaaaaan, and like totally dude my air scoop like totally flew off and nearly missed him. Totally smoked out that 60,000 dollar new truck, I know he was jealous as he watched the parts and rust fall off my truck as I rolled by duuuuude.

dirtymax by TheFinanceGuy March 2, 2018

mexican dirtymax 

A Mexican American who drives a Chevy Duramax diesel.

There goes a Mexican dirtymax driving down the road

mexican dirtymax by Jdm4life1272 May 3, 2018