A Sexual encounter with a Mexican nigga that ejaculates in 2 minutes. Will be the worst sex of your life. If your getting a dirty matias they Will Bite your foreskin off and share it with the homies.
My boyfriend just pulled another dirty matias , I swear he’s speedy!!!!!!
When you masturbate to Kanye West using a mater beater while listening to Donda then you cream on a picture of Kanye West and give it to your friend as a gift.
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand