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Dirty Matheo 

When the anal hole is so big that you can fit your cock and hand at the same time so when you cum you grab the jizz and finger it deep enough into the anal and keep on pumping it.
We fuck long enough so i did a Dirty Matheo
Dirty Matheo by cööchie män February 5, 2021
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Dirty Matheo 

When cock makes the anal hole so big that you can put a bagel around the hole and fuck it
her anal hole was so big that I did a Dirty Matheo
Dirty Matheo by cööchie män February 11, 2021

Dirty Mateo 

A guy named Mateo that is really dirty and doesn't take a shower for a year.. but the girls still love him though!!
Girl: I love Mateo!!

Boy: that kid?!! He very dirty you know..

Girl: I don't care.. I STILL LOVE DIRTY MATEO
Dirty Mateo by DIRTY MATEO FOR LIFE September 30, 2016

Dirty Mathew 

A dirty mathew is when fuck and exhaust pipe of a small german car while inserting a carrot in your ear.
'Hey check out that dude, hes doing a dirty mathew"
Dirty Mathew by anonymous December 14, 2020
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