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dirty marcus 

a horse cock that makes milf’s go crazy
friend: My pants dropped and everyone could see my dirty marcus

friend: Woah look at that dirty marcus

dirty marisa 

A dirty marisa is someone who has a heavy sexual disire for lord shrek
person 1: im soo in love with shrek

person 2: dosnt that make you a dirty marisa

dirty marcus 

It's a floppy boy that's stinky
Did yall smell flop over there he's a dirty marcus
dirty marcus by shadowfolfy July 9, 2024

Dirtymarcus 

The act of jacking off intensely to another man named Alex and blowing your load on your phone screen leading to a dirty screen
No mom I'm not gay for Alex I was doing a dirtymarcus
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026