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Dirty Liv 

The act of masturbating into a car vent but when you begin ejaculating you start the car so the cum flies into the face of the man.
"i don't recommend pulling a dirty Liv, i ended up with cum all over my face."
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dirty liv 

The act of simultaneously giving a blow job and stroking a man’s asshole with the tip of a cucumber
My girl gave me a dirty liv last night in the grocery store bathroom. It was SO hot!
dirty liv by ChickyNuggy April 16, 2020

dirty livia 

when a girl bites the head of a mans penis off and shoves it up his butthole
“dude why can’t i take a shit?”

“don’t you remember? that girl gave you a dirty livia last night
“oh fuck you’re right”
dirty livia by January Peep April 11, 2020

Dirty livvie

When you shive a cucumber up a man's butthole and make him constipated for a month
Person 1:Dude I can't poop
Person 2:yeah silly cause I have you a dirty livvie last week silly
Dirty livvie by Gibertttt April 30, 2020

Dirty Livvy

A Dirty livvy is when you Poop in a cup and rub it against a wall. It's only a Dirty livvy when you yell "Shitting in a cup is the new world." While your writing along the wall
"PERSON 1, :What on earth are you yelling about!?"

"Person 2, :I'm doing the Dirty Livvy!"

"Person 1, "OH yeah! Let me join you."
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