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Dirty Krebs

When hugging a girl you get an awkward erection in your gym shorts and waddle away to the bathroom hoping no one noticed.
Zach: Where is he going?
Bob: He has to adjust his boner in the bathroom.
Zach: Did he get a Dirty Krebs?
Bob: Yea, it happens every time.
by ihateacademyofthecanyons May 22, 2013
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Dirty Kribs

When you smell your hand(s) after having your hand(s) on your balls for a long time. Usually after a full 2+ days of not showering
Person 1: I heard Brandon does the Dirty Kribs a lot
Person 2: Yeah it’s pretty gross
by geof50 May 7, 2020
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Dirty Mr. Krabs

the sexual act of shoving dollar bills into a girls asshole with a crab claw.
Dude i gave jenny a Dirty Mr. Krabs last night
by HitlerTheCrossingGuard December 14, 2014
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