Dirty Krebs

When hugging a girl you get an awkward erection in your gym shorts and waddle away to the bathroom hoping no one noticed.

Zach: Where is he going?
Bob: He has to adjust his boner in the bathroom.
Zach: Did he get a Dirty Krebs?
Bob: Yea, it happens every time.

Dirty Krebs by ihateacademyofthecanyons May 22, 2013

Dirty Kribs 

When you smell your hand(s) after having your hand(s) on your balls for a long time. Usually after a full 2+ days of not showering

Person 1: I heard Brandon does the Dirty Kribs a lot
Person 2: Yeah it’s pretty gross

Dirty Kribs by geof50 May 7, 2020

Dirty Mr. Krabs 

the sexual act of shoving dollar bills into a girls asshole with a crab claw.

Dude i gave jenny a Dirty Mr. Krabs last night

Dirty Mr. Krabs by HitlerTheCrossingGuard December 14, 2014