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dirty kelsie 

A bad bitch who’s ready to swing when spoken to with disrespect.
Hey Kelsie go do her dirty Kelsie
dirty kelsie by Lord Grieves April 2, 2020

Dirty Kelli 

When a girl knows she sweats more during sex than her man and does not care. When the act is done she continues to remain on top of her man and smothers him with her sweat until she naturally dries off.
Man my girl gave me a Dirty Kelli last night.
Dirty Kelli by TeeHeeItsASecret April 4, 2020

Dirty Keldin 

When you fuck someone and then hit them with your car like GTA.
Dude last night I did a dirty keldin.
Dirty Keldin by BubbyBoi69 April 16, 2020

Dirty Kellie

When you go to the homeless camps and pay the homeless guys to sexually molest you however they want. Then come home to your boyfriend Tim and drop shit in his mouth using his taste buds
Man I had a long weekend, I went to Portland and did a Dirty Kellie

dirty keldin 

When you have sexual intercourse and then hit the bitch like you’re in GTA.
Dude I heard you pulled a Dirty Keldin last night!
dirty keldin by BubbyBoi69 April 16, 2020

Dirty kelcie 

A loving wife and mother whose sexy and worthy.
Wish my wife was a dirty kelcie.
Dirty kelcie by You right January 21, 2022
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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