Dirty Kelby

The act of masturbating into ones face while they are asleep.

Dude! I totally gave your sister a Dirty Kelby last night!

by Valero1 December 18, 2013

DIRTY KELLY

When a girl knows she sweats more during sex than her man and does not care. When the act is done she continues to remain on top of her man and smother him with her sweat until she naturally dries off.

I got a Dirty Kelly last night.

by Sportin Wood August 3, 2008

Dirty Kelly

Dirty Kelly an alternative of a Subaru driver who ascertains as a loyal person whilst cheats on their wife after each shift at work

Girl; I think he’s finished
Friend; I bet $5 he’s out dirty kellying you
Girl; probably but he better come home clean

by Meow13211321 April 2, 2020

dirty kolby

taking a shit playing with it going up and down in your ass, while masturbating at the same time

We were waiting for him and he was doing A dirty Kolby

by Dark98 October 12, 2019

Dirty kolby

Fucking a dolphin while shooting an armalite rifle in the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.

I went to the zoo and totally pulled a Dirty Kolby

by Patriotic heroin April 22, 2022

Dirty Kelly

A "dirty Kelly" is when you go out in public completely naked late at night with a girl who doesn't mind having sex on the hood of your car, a park bench, or the neighbor's trampoline.

I went for a dirty Kelly behind the Walmart last night with a chick I met on the clearance aisle.

by Pimpstik June 21, 2023

Dirty Kelly

When you use your rose toy with a homeless man.

“Aw man I didn’t get any sleep last night all I could hear was my mom getting a dirty Kelly downstairs!”

by Kay777 September 2, 2023