Dirty Kelby

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The act of masturbating into ones face while they are asleep.

Dude! I totally gave your sister a Dirty Kelby last night!

Dirty Kelby by Valero1 December 18, 2013

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DIRTY KELLY

When a girl knows she sweats more during sex than her man and does not care. When the act is done she continues to remain on top of her man and smother him with her sweat until she naturally dries off.

I got a Dirty Kelly last night.

DIRTY KELLY by Sportin Wood August 3, 2008

Dirty Kelly

Dirty Kelly an alternative of a Subaru driver who ascertains as a loyal person whilst cheats on their wife after each shift at work

Girl; I think he’s finished
Friend; I bet $5 he’s out dirty kellying you
Girl; probably but he better come home clean

Dirty Kelly by Meow13211321 April 2, 2020

dirty kolby

taking a shit playing with it going up and down in your ass, while masturbating at the same time

We were waiting for him and he was doing A dirty Kolby

dirty kolby by Dark98 October 12, 2019

Dirty kolby

Fucking a dolphin while shooting an armalite rifle in the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.

I went to the zoo and totally pulled a Dirty Kolby

Dirty kolby by Patriotic heroin April 22, 2022

Dirty Kelly

A "dirty Kelly" is when you go out in public completely naked late at night with a girl who doesn't mind having sex on the hood of your car, a park bench, or the neighbor's trampoline.

I went for a dirty Kelly behind the Walmart last night with a chick I met on the clearance aisle.

Dirty Kelly by Pimpstik June 21, 2023

Dirty Kelly

When you use your rose toy with a homeless man.

“Aw man I didn’t get any sleep last night all I could hear was my mom getting a dirty Kelly downstairs!”

Dirty Kelly by Kay777 September 2, 2023

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026