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The act of masturbating into ones face while they are asleep.

Dude! I totally gave your sister a Dirty Kelby last night!

Dirty Kelby by Valero1 December 18, 2013

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DIRTY KELLY

When a girl knows she sweats more during sex than her man and does not care. When the act is done she continues to remain on top of her man and smother him with her sweat until she naturally dries off.

I got a Dirty Kelly last night.

DIRTY KELLY by Sportin Wood August 3, 2008

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Dirty Kelly

Dirty Kelly an alternative of a Subaru driver who ascertains as a loyal person whilst cheats on their wife after each shift at work

Girl; I think he’s finished
Friend; I bet $5 he’s out dirty kellying you
Girl; probably but he better come home clean

Dirty Kelly by Meow13211321 April 2, 2020

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dirty kolby

taking a shit playing with it going up and down in your ass, while masturbating at the same time

We were waiting for him and he was doing A dirty Kolby

dirty kolby by Dark98 October 12, 2019

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Dirty kolby

Fucking a dolphin while shooting an armalite rifle in the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.

I went to the zoo and totally pulled a Dirty Kolby

Dirty kolby by Patriotic heroin April 22, 2022

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Dirty Kelly

A "dirty Kelly" is when you go out in public completely naked late at night with a girl who doesn't mind having sex on the hood of your car, a park bench, or the neighbor's trampoline.

I went for a dirty Kelly behind the Walmart last night with a chick I met on the clearance aisle.

Dirty Kelly by Pimpstik June 21, 2023

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Dirty Kelly

When you use your rose toy with a homeless man.

“Aw man I didn’t get any sleep last night all I could hear was my mom getting a dirty Kelly downstairs!”

Dirty Kelly by Kay777 September 2, 2023

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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