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Dirty Kallan

A Dirty Kallan is when someone sneaks into your house in the dead of night and shits in all of your cabinets.
Ah god, he pulled the old Dirty Kallan on me!!!
by Urbanknobhead March 28, 2020
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Dirty Kaelan

When an employee walks up to his supervisor, whips his ballsack out, then proceeds to call his supervisor a faggot for looking. Then demands a promotion or he’ll file a report against his ball gazing supervisor.
Damn dude, I got my promotion! I just had to Dirty Kaelan my boss!
by Sterlingian07 April 30, 2020
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Dirty Kalyan

When a man shoves a rat up a ladys pussy and let's him run around in her for a little bit when the rat crawls out he cook, frys and eats the rat covered in pussy slime
I did a great Dirty Kalyan last night
by Sircute November 30, 2020
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Dirty Kalhan

When a one makes a porno with a 107 year old man and he cums till he dies. After they inherit all his money and eat 7 dildos.
Sorry I can’t hangout tonight I’m planning to pull a Dirty Kalhan at the Senior Center.
by Leghair_bitch17 May 6, 2020
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